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Hello Mr Bum.

What are you doing here?

I'm selling these fine cave paintings.

Buy seven get the eighth one half price!

I can never turn down a good deal, but I don't have any money, I spent it all on this stupid game!

Hey, don't knock it! We all have to make a living!

This place is confusing... got any advice?

I do, but it will cost you!

Come back when you have something to trade!

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